Yeah she invited me for lunch it was an epicurious affair
She wasn't wearin nothing but her long blonde hair
She told me "have a seat" but there weren't no chairs
She said "I got warm muffins" with a certain savoifaire.
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Yeah, I sat right down where there weren't no chairs
She served me up lunch on her derrierre
I was enjoyin the view but tryin not to stare
There was a smell of hot butter that kind of hung in the air.

Yeah she filled me with bacon, fried eggs and ham
I stuffed her muffin with pearly jam
Then slammed down some coffee said
Why thank you Ma'am
Mmmmm sweet muffins
Mm sweet muffins
Yeah sweet muffins.

Had five courses before we were through
We had our cake and we ate it too
Then we made it six seemed like the thing to do
I would-a made it seven but I was just passin through.

Yeah she filled me with bacon, fried eggs and ham
I stuffed her muffin with pearly jam
Then slammed down some coffee said
Why thank you Ma'am
Mmmm Mmmm yeah sweet muffins
Yeah sweet muffins woo
Oh yeah sweet muffins
Oh yeah.