Wiseass-ish, musically sarcastic cut that uses processed electric guitars, processed acoustic drum loops, hand percussion (udus, congas) and harmonica to create a stop/start cut that works for entertainment news, NASCAR news, Southern drama and political "affairs." Starting with a halting hi-hat beat (suitable for stripteases) the piece builds, element-by-element until it pauses @:22 and :29. The second half features a slap bass-driven section that builds by adding a synth arpeggio @:44, building in tension to the final guitar hit @1:04. Useful for re-electing Clinton - Roger Clinton.